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guy: eh Lora.. what you doing there?
Lora: I'm burying my goldfish
guy: Oh dear what a shame, it's only a goldfish I suppose.. but whatcha diggin' such a big whole you silly thing?
Lora: Because it's inside your fucking cat! D<
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When I go the distance, I'll be right where I belong
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"You are the true master of death, because the true master does not seek to run away from Death. He accepts that he must die, and understands that there are far, far worse things in the living world than dying."
-Albus Dumbledore
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When I go the distance, I'll be right where I belong
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me: pick or choose....
megs: all know she loves me....
galvatron: but I'm crazier than you!!
bonejangles: she loves bones so she loves me!!!!
me: can't I get all three of them?
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[link] Proud member of the Decepticons-club!
Hehe, the EPIC-ness~ <3
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I'm Ironhide in the G1 Crew on DA
I'm Blaster in the Transformers-Crew!
HECK YEAH!
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